The Ultimate SEX Survey
1. Do you like it rough or sensual? sensual, although rough at times can be hot n powerful
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? same sex - never had the hots for any girl - i luv em but they do nothin for me sexually
3. How often do you like to have sex? haha id have it all the time if i could
4. Is sex a top priority for you? not at all - sumtimes just good company or even a hug can be more meaningful and appropriate
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? if we're kissin each other's lips then yeah, but difficult if im 69ing lol
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? not nearly as often as id like lol - but prob too much
7. How do you feel about one night stands? no worries about em - often they lead to a 2nd night lol
8. How many one night stands have you had? no idea - prob way too many - but keep em cuming lol
9. What's your favorite position? not sure iv got a fav - i like em all lol
10.Where's your favorite place to have sex? i guess a bedroom cos they're ideal for the cosy snuggled up sleep afterwards - then again sex in places where sex shouldnt be had has that added level of excitement lol
11.Do you prefer to make love or f*uck? iv never tried to make love but i do like to fuck or be fucked luvingly - i like whoever im with to be more than just a sex object - its better with sum passion thrown in lol
12.Have you ever watched porn while having sex? its been on but while havin sex me mind and attention are focused elsewhere from a screen lol
13.How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? as long as time n situations permit - i used to do the quickies in loos (still do on the rare occasion) but easily prefer places that allow for time lol
14.Do you get off first or do they? it varies - everyone's different and like me i guess they can either be quick or take ages - too many factors cum into the equation
15.Do you like kissing during sex? oh yeah - its essential lol x
16.Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? yeah i moan - either from pain or pleasure or both lol - usually quietly cos most of me sex has been within earshot of others who wudnt approve lol but if its a real hurter loud would be puttin it mildly lol
17.Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? depends if its genuine or not - most porn films sound so false n insincere - they're crap lol
18.Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? not for me it doesnt - even a finger up me bum feels tight to start with - if seen sum dicks so big iv avoided them - prob with me life lol
19.How old were you when you lost your virginity? 14 - was at school
20.How many sexual partners have you had in the last month? iv never had a partner - i mess about with rather than partner - i cant remember how many iv messed with - prob 8-10 at least - could be more - shit! wot a slut i must be! lol
21.What does your favorite fore-play include? if im goin to be fucked then lots or arse rimming - i need all the loosening up i can get lol
22.Do you ever play with yourself during the act? rarely - i like to leave wot happens to me to the others - if im goin to play ill find sumthing on them to play with lol
23.Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? its always been random cos im never with one person long enough - id get bored if i kept to just the one lol
24.Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? yeah and of course lol
25.When and where was your wildest sex ever? probably at chariots sauna - it can often be pretty wild in there lol
26.What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? used to be abduction, dungeoned and gang-banged - was always safe within fantasy, but im sickenly horrified that more many its becum an unwanted reality
27.Have you ever done porn? not a film no - but off screen then yeah lol
28.Have you ever have sex for money? iv never paid or been paid - the idea of sellin me services has crossed my mind but not now - id be too old for it lol
29.Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? no lol - id have to put meself down if i ever got that desperate
30.Is the sex still good when your cheating? iv never had anyone to cheat - but i cant imagine the guilt of cheatin on sumone wud help sex be good
31.During sex... what are you thinking about? umm... whether my tyre pressures are up to legal pressure - daft question lol - although i guess i might wonder wots goin to happen next or whether im livin up to expectations - or will it hurt n if it does, how much longer can i cope with the pain lol
32.Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first? i find im very top first thing in the mornings gradually workin towards bein very bottom by evenings lol - at the end of a busy day i tend to like to just lay back n let it happen lol
33.How many positions do you like to do during one episode? depends on the mood again - mornings are more energetic so positionin can vary a lot - by evenings although they can vary again i prefer to make the positions last n make the most of each lol
34.Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner? not usually - on the rare occasion i might sense they're not really into this
35.Could you live without sex? no way - id die within minutes lol
36.How often do you find sex boring? i havent yet lol
37.How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? as long as possible lol
38.Do you like to perform oral sex? yeah *slurp*
39.Do you like to recieve oral sex? mmm yeah
40.Have you ever taped yourself in the act? yep lol
41.Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? keep counting lol - yep
42.Have you ever had interracial sex? yeah course!
43.Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? i was fuckin a m8 in his garden swimmingpool once - we thought we had the place to ourselves - but his grandmother popped in to check up on the security n caught us - it was well bad
44.Have you ever had sex while at work? in my younger days then yeah - but now i try to keep work, social, family n sex seperate
45.Have you ever had sex while at school? its where i lost my virginity lol
46.What is something that you would never consider doing? kids, animals, dead bodies, fistin, scat, vomit, blood, mutilation, lasting harm - the list prob goes on lol
47.Have you ever had sex on drugs? soft drugs on the rare occasion but otherwise not knowingly lol
48.Would you ever have sex in public? oops! already have
49.What's your biggest turn on? fit sexy lookin dudes lookin at me lol
50.Do you spit or swallow? both - depends on the taste lol
51.How many times have you gotten off in one night? cant remember - prob 2 to 3
52.Would you let other people watch you have sex live? oops! already have - and would again
53.Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend? yeah - in front of him, behind him, on top of him, under him, next to him lol
54.Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? yeah - but only with him or her knowin - usually its cos it becums a 3sum lol
55.Do you ever have sex in the shower? very often - luv it
56.What's the weirdest place you've ever done it? prob in a maths class for wankin - on a flat roof top for shaggin
57.What was the biggest age difference with a partner? gosh - i still get teens (legal age!) wantin me and dudes way older than me
58.Do you feel your up to par in bed? i often wish i cud be better but then im gready lol - i think im ok though - im nearly always asked back if thats anything to go by lol
59.Are you still gonna have sex when your 70? i want to be dead by the time im 50 lol - but if iv still got me health, fitness, cleanliness and attraction by 70 and im still wanted then i guess why not?
60.What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? i hate you! lol - i think it must have been in the early days when it wasnt just a cock that withdrew from me arse - i wanted to run n drop dead - but the guy was older n more experienced - he was extremely good about it n just hugged me sayin it was ok - i still die thinkin of it - it happens though n it taught me to be nice as n wen it happens to those im with
61.How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion? age isnt an issue with me so long as they're willing and legal - in a sauna for instance you dont always know or ask age - its one of the few places that has no age gap lol
62.Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed? both - it can be quite a turn on bein partially dressed as well as being only one dressed, the other nakid
63.Have you ever done it at your grandparent's? no lol
64.Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht? yeah once lol
65.What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at? swimming pool showers
66.Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? strangely iv never had sex in a car yet
67.Do you were protection as often as you should? in me early days i rarely wore anything - but since the AIDS scare i always do if im goin to cum - i like to feel first though n ill let other feel me bareback - but since the AIDS scare iv never cum inside anyone or let them in me
68.Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of? haha i hope not - didnt know men cud have babies yet! :0 lol
69.If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? doubt it lol
70.Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? either - when i was younger i always went for the older dudes - cudnt stand people my own age or younger lol
71.What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)? not fussed
72.Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you? rarely lol - was scarey but fun
73.Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? no lol
74.Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? gosh no - might have been the first - that was awesome cos it was with an older experienced dude
75.If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? is that a hint? lol try askin